In order to to support our key revolutionary aims of distinctiveness, economy and generally not being shite, the following design guidelines are hereby adopted:
- No Gold
- No Mountains
- No Lakes
- or Sheep
- No Jolly Cartoon Fun
- No Scrolls
- No fancy die-cutting
- Thou shalt not "go for a kind of Distressed Look"
- No lasses exposing chestal areas.
- No more than 2 typefaces
A bonfire of counter-revolutionary clips is to be organised on the pump clip parade.